I have returned to working more soul-crushing hours at work, so I haven’t had much time for playing games lately. The fact that Vanguard keeps screwing me over hasn’t exactly drawn me to the computer. That doesn’t, however, keep me from thinking about the games that I play.

Gaming companies keep trying to find the right formula that will allow a game to become as popular as World of Warcraft. They have tried emulating WoW, being completely different from WoW, and trying to be something in between. None of them has worked as well as they had hoped. Well, I have the secret sauce that will make a game even more popular that World of Warcraft. The game companies have shied away from it, but if they want to make the huge dollars, someone will need to do it. What is it, you ask? Why, an MMO based on sex, of course.

Everyone knows that sex sells. Heck, it sells everything from Barbie dolls to fried chicken. Since this is a fact, I am suprised that a company hasn’t jumped on this for a game. I mean, just imagine a high-budget MMO with stellar graphics geared towards the perv in all of us. The social gaming potential is staggering, and in my opinion, the reason why a great many people play and stay a long time.

Imagine, if you will, a 350 pound behemoth, sitting at his computer in a basement somewhere. He will never get laid in the real life. But, what if he could create a customized avatar that made him look like a 20 year old stud muffin? Or reverse the idea, and a female 300 pound goliath could make her avatar look like a young Pamela Anderson. They could meet in a bar, have a few digitized drinks, flirt in text or voice chat, then go back to his/her apartment and do the dirty deed. The stellar graphical engine would allow for some amazing visuals as they live out their wildest fantasies. You can’t tell me that wouldn’t draw a ton (no pun intended) of paying customers.

Oh, but don’t stop there. Design amazing virtual strip clubs, malls, and sex toy shops to titillate their every desire. Allow them to wear whatever they want, whenever they want, so that they can live out an online life they would never be able (unwilling) to do in real life.

The biggest draw, of course, would be the sex. Allow players to have consensual sex in any way they see fit in high graphical detail. It would draw paying customers by the millions.

If you want to be king of the mountain and topple World of Warcraft, a porn MMO is the only thing that has any chance of doing so for quite some time. Will a company be bold enough to do this? I doubt it, but if they did, I would love to be on the design team!